F.A.G. (Film Actor's Guild) is a group of famous actors who all hate Team America. Key members of the guild include: Alec Baldwin, who is the leader of F.A.G. and gives the keynote speech at the world peace conference that Kim Jong-il has set up. He is also the hero of Gary Johnston, a Broadway actor. Alec loses composure when Gary's speech turns out to be much better than Alec's own. Other members include: Matt Damon who can only say his own name. Tim Robbins, Sean Penn, Danny Glover, Ethan Hawke, Helen Hunt, Samuel L. Jackson, Susan Sarandon, Martin Sheen, George Clooney, Liv Tyler and Janeane Garofalo were all present in the climactic battle at Kim Jong-il's palace. Sean Penn and Danny Glover lured Joe and Sarah into a room and had Kim's panthers attack them. Sarah turned the tables however with her psychic power and the panthers went after Penn and Glover, killing them. Susan Sarandon tied herself up in order to trick Team America into believing that she had sided against the others. She hoped they would untie her and then she would secretly be able to kill the. Gary saw through this however and he and Chris killed her off. Ethan Hawke, George Clooney, Liv Tyler and Janeane Garofalo were all killed in a shootout by Team America. Helen Hunt was killed by Sarah during a sword fight, while Samuel L. Jackson was killed by Chris who kicked him in the face so hard, that his head split in half. Matt Damon was killed by Gary who snapped his neck. Tim Robbins was also killed when Chris set fire to him after he was covered in gasoline. The only surviving member was Martin Sheen, who was presumably knocked out by Joe.