- "Matt Damon."
- ―Matt Damon
Matt accompanies Alec Baldwin and the other actors to the fake peace conference hosted by Kim Jong-il. In the shootout at the palace between the F.A.G. and Team America, Matt engages in a fist fight with Joe, whom he grabs from behind. He is then shoved against the wall by Joe in retaliation. While he fights with Joe, Gary sneaks up behind him and snaps his neck, killing him instantly. His body may have been incinerated by the same fire that later kills Tim Robbins.