"Matt Damon."
―Matt Damon
Matt Damon is an actor and one of the members of the F.A.G. (Film Actor's Guild) who hates Team America. He can only say his name, which are the only two words he says throughout the entire film.

Background Edit

Matt accompanies Alec Baldwin and the other actors to the fake peace conference hosted by Kim Jong-il. In the shootout at the palace between the F.A.G. and Team America, Matt engages in a fist fight with Joe, whom he grabs from behind. He is then shoved against the wall by Joe in retaliation. While he fights with Joe, Gary sneaks up behind him and snaps his neck, killing him instantly. His body may have been incinerated by the same fire that later kills Tim Robbins.


Alec Baldwin | Danny Glover | Ethan Hawke | George Clooney | Helen Hunt | Janeane Garofalo | Liv Tyler | Martin Sheen | Matt Damon | Samuel L. Jackson | Sean Penn | Susan Sarandon | Tim Robbins