- "Come on, stop trying to hit me and hit me!"
- ―Samuel L. Jackson
Samuel attempts to kill members of Team America after Alec Baldwin orders the F.A.G. members to stop them from reaching the theater room and ruining the peace conference held by Kim Jong-il. Samuel fights with Chris at the palace. After engaging him in a melee fight, Samuel taunts Chris, who then jumps into the air and kicks him so hard in the face that it splits the top half of his head off, thus killing him.