- "You shall die a peasant's death!"
- ―Susan Sarandon
Susan attempts to kill members of Team America after Alec Baldwin orders the F.A.G. members to stop them from reaching the theater room and ruining the peace conference held by Kim Jong-il. Susan is killed by Chris and Gary Johnston at the palace. She ties herself up and attempts to trick Gary and Chris by claiming to have gone against the F.A.G. and was tied up as a result. Gary however sees through her lies and knows that she is acting. An enraged Susan then tries to kill them both but is shot down by Gary and Chris. She then falls off a balcony and crashes to the ground below to her death, splattering as she hits the ground.